1. Rough Night: Rich women kill a stripper and whine about it. Boring & ludicrous.
2. Home Again: Rich woman is sad to be 40 so lets 3 strange men live in her house with her 2 young daughters. Why Nepotism is bad.
3. The Bad Batch: Silent girl has her limbs eaten by cannibal so kills a woman, kidnaps a child, and falls in love with the dead woman’s (cannibal) husband. Ludicrous and pretentious.
4. Unicorn Store: Quirky college drop-out wants a unicorn. Settles for the nice guy from the hardware store. Tedious & Inane.
5. Isn’t Romantic: Fat woman is violently attacked and during a coma dream, comes to believe it’s only her lack of confidence holding her back not societal bias. Cliched & Vacuous.
6. Wine Country: A group of rich women get drunk and fight cause one is 50 and one is divorced. Why you need a decent script editor.
7. Coming Home: Middle Class housewife in 1960s is liberated by having sex with Jon Voight. How did this win an Oscar for best script?
8. Destroyer: Corrupt & inept cop seeks revenge, gets lots of people and herself killed. Thinks it’s edgy. Isn’t.
9. The Land of Steady Habits: Rich man makes bad choices. Tedious.
10. Vita & Victoria: Two fascinating women reduced to their romantic entanglements. Affected & superficial.